deadreckon-deactivated20230712:

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i’d be like yeah i thought you might say that

cumpriest:

JOSEPH HATERS ARE ALL DEAD

raepliica:

Heartbeat

concord-and-cliches:

ALT

ALT

study session’s going super well, don’t even worry about it

vexwerewolf:

kushblazer666:

I love that this post doesn’t include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

hoverman0:

hoverman0:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

Its not

prettykikimora:

Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out “what the fuck? 15?” with my windows down and I heard him laugh.

professionalchaoticdumbass:

55bltzkrgfrtz:

jasonxapologist:

henryplush:

obsessed with the implication that Mario is bad at video games

sasha-psychedelia: